Ask the Little Bald Bastard

SOME OF THEM CAN STILL THINK!!!

  I'm not sure if there's even anyone out there who can still read this. After a few really close calls, I'm home. More on that later. For now, you need to know that they're NOT all brain-dead. Some of them, especially the relatively fresh ones, still have some neurons firing. Given a little time, they can figure out how to open doors and go around structures that they can't get into. They're mostly instinct, and definitely take the path of least resistance, but if you assume that they're completely clueless, it could kill you!



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