Suburban Panic!

13 June 2007

Holy fuck, it's zombies...

  The lobby of our building is... was fronted in glass. The guy in the cubicle next to came running back into the office saying that he went down there trying to go home, and there was a bunch of them milling around outside. When they saw him come out of the elevator, they crushed themselves up against the glass and it collapsed. He barely got back into the elevator.

  We've got the elevators shut down, and we stuffed the stairway full of everything we could get our hands on. We're taking shifts keeping lookout on the roof, watching for possible incursion and/or rescue.

  As long as it stays on, we've got water. Food is another story...



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1 comment:

Recreant/Miscreant said...

Are you sure it's Zombies and not some sort of Flash Mob? I've heard about other incidents across the country (mostly from the web, my TV and radio seem to be getting NO reception, like my crappy cell phone), but corpses rising from the grave? Come on, let's be rational.