Ask the Little Bald Bastard

Dear Little Bald Bastard,
  Why won't the monkeys stop screaming at the garbageman?
- Simian Hater
Dear Simian,
  From now on, dispose of your fresh monkey-snacks in airtight containers only. Better yet, stop dropping acid. In fact, forget about the garbage; concentrate on not taking hallucinogenic drugs all the time.