Ask the Little Bald Bastard

Dear Little Bald Bastard,
  Why do you have so many Askers of the Bastard named Jen(n)?
- An anonymous non-Jen(n) entity

Dear A.N.J.E.,
  In order to ensure that I receive a sufficient volume of questions to answer, I've obtained an army of clones. I keep them in my basement, and I only feed them when they come up with a suitable question. I just wasn't very creative when it came to naming them.