Internets Are Creepy
  If, for some unfathomable reason, you need more LBB in your life, you can cyberstalk me via fucking MySpace. You can find me among the emo teens, the netspeak cretins, the crappy garage bands and the middle-aged men masquerading as nympho cheerleaders at http://www.myspace.com/lbbastard.

iThulhu Followup:
  An astute reader pointed me to artist Aaron Williams and OffWorld Designs. They feature a page full of Cthulhu t-shirts, including Mr. Williams' (much better drawn) cephaloPod design.

  You are all hereby ordered to go salve my conscience by purchasing a t-shirt. Ah, the soothing power of commerce.