Dear Little Bald Bastard,
Who do you think is the father of Anna Nicole's baby?
- Culture Vulture
Dear Vulture,
I have this fevered nightmare where the horrible, voyeuristic leering of millions of lifeless tabloid readers somehow coagulated in her womb, creating a queen pop culture bee who will one day mature to reign over a twitching hive of buzz-junkies, combing the Internets for the sweet nectar of public humiliation. Except I'm pretty sure that's what's printed on Perez Hilton's business cards.
There is no real value in knowing identity of the true father of that poor, almost inevitably damaged little girl. In many ways, she's been turned from a person into a social experiment. We all know how sad the "nature" contribution to her development has been. Now, we'll get to wait and see if whatever "nurture" she'll receive can keep her from becoming an overexposed chew toy for the rabid public. Jeebus knows that Entertainment Weekly will keep us clued in to how the whole thing develops.
Suburban Panic!
25 February 2007
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Unfortunetly she, Danilline" is surrounded by heroin, crack, methodone dealers and contributors to Anna Nicoles well being during life. And Howard, and Larry Burkhead are as much any "getto" dealer, As they try to Claim to be Fathers and Responsible caretakers for this little baby.. I do't think so that's the image their portraying, and the their admition to supply A.N. her daily drugs. It's just wrong.
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