Suburban Panic!

18 September 2002

Dear Little Baldy,
 Who’s da man?
- Just Kidding, It’s Me
Dear Kidding,
  I am a caucasian, male, heterosexual, who was raised Protestant. Hell, I even have blue eyes. It looks like I’m the man. But don’t sweat it. I’m going to stop holding everybody down as soon as I get a couple million dollars and a harem of supermodels.

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