Suburban Panic!

18 September 2002

Dear Little Bald Bastard,
  Why the hell are you here at Rowan?
- Wondering Myself
Dear Wondering,
  I was attracted to Rowan for the spacious living areas, small class sizes, attractive campus, abundant parking, and their dedication to fostering appreciation for the arts in South Jersey.
  Obviously, I have got to stop smoking the crack.

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