Suburban Panic!

06 June 2007

Dear Little Bald Bastard,
  Where has all the rum gone?
- Capt. JS

Dear Capt.,
  I used it to host a Pirates Of The Caribbean drinking game. It's very simple; put on the first film of the trilogy, and drink every time someone says the word "pirate." Most of my guests were dead from alcohol poisoning by the end of the second reel.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's so cool! You watched the film on actual reels!

K.O. Myers said...

Sorry, Anonymous, but I watched it on the DVD. I worked as a projectionist for a summer, and I got into the habit of using "reels" as a measure of time. Several years later, and I'm still doing it, mostly because it makes me sound sort of film-snobbish without being SUPER obnoxious.