Dear Little Bald Bastard,
What one thing did you do in college that you'd be most horrified to tell your parents about?
- Moving Off Campus
Dear Moving,
With any luck, Mom and Dad Bastard will never know that I'm bald because of a bizzare incident involving a bottle of Elmer's glue, a bottle of tequila, and a triple-dog dare.
Suburban Panic!
14 April 2003
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment