Dear Little Bald Bastard,
What’s your favorite deadly sin?
- Piz-ope Griz-egory
Dear P.G.,
As far as I’m concerned, overuse of commas is far more heinous than a little sloth. If I had to pick, I’d go with lust. Don’t get me wrong, they’re all fun, but lust is the only one that could conceivably lead to a Bastard getting a little action. If pride or envy could get me laid, I might change my tune.
Suburban Panic!
11 February 2003
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