Ask the Little Bald Bastard

Dear Little Bald Bastard,
  How many paper cuts would it take to kill the average human being?
- Mike B., Reading, England
Dear Mike,
  Although I'm sure the total would vary based on weight and height, and conditions or medications which inhibit or encourage clotting, you would need to make enough incisions to cause a fatal loss of blood. I'd say your target is somewhere around 400, paying particular attention to any visible blood vessels. And keep in mind that I'm always wearing my "paper-proof" clothing, so if this is a sick stalker revenge thing, it won't work.