Question #116: New Year, Old Hat

Dear Little Bald Bastard,
  Are you making any New Year's resolutions this year?
- Olde Man Tyme

Dear Olde Man Tyme,
  No. I don't see the arbitrary choice of a dividing day between solar orbits as any reason to chain myself to the boulder of inevitable failure by adopting unreasonable aspirations which I have, thus far, been unable to achieve. If I was going to improve myself, it would have happened by now. I'm going to be unremarkable until I die. Thank you for playing.