Dear Little Bald Bastard,
Wanna Fanta? Please?
- DoubleThickShake
Dear DoubleThickShake,
If you're talking about the horrible solution of carbonated water, complex chemical "fruit" flavors and high fructose corn syrup, I'll pass. I'd like my blood sugar to stay below "Immediate Diabetes" for as long as possible.
If you're using "Fanta" as a euphemism for some sort of shameful sexual act, the answer is still no. Also, you desperately need to think up a better come-on, or give up your last fleeting hopes of ever scoring.
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