Suburban Panic!

20 June 2007

Spotted On A Sweltering June Day:

  Two boys, alike enough to be brothers, approximately 10 and 12 years old, respectively. Both of them were built like a "before" picture on an ad for some fad diet. Big, round bellies had completely engulfed the waistlines of their shorts; slabs of boy-breast that would have failed the pencil test even if a small dog were substituted for a trusty #2.

  How does that happen? Is there not a single adult in their lives that thinks "maybe these boys shouldn't need training bras?"

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