Suburban Panic!

08 April 2003

Hey, LBB,
  Why does everybody gotta be all up in my shit?
- Q-ree-us
Dear Q-ree-us,
  Hm, that's a tough one. Does it smell like sweet, delicious tapioca pudding? Perhaps it has magical healing powers? Fess up. Are you making a soothing balm out of your own feces? If so, I think the public deserves to know what the main ingredient of your miracle cream really is.

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