Dear Little Bald Bastard,
Is you is or is you ain't my baby?
- veemer098
Dear veemer098,
Yes. Yes I am. Feed me, clothe me, grind away at a job you hate to keep me in health insurance, save diligently for my college education, and then sit by the phone broken-hearted because I never call. In about 20 years, we'll discuss nursing homes.
