Ask the Little Bald Bastard

Dear Little Bald Bastard,
  Is it true that Live Nude Gods, might have a reading or a production in the Millville area sometime in early 2004?
- Interested Theatre-goer
Dear Interested,
  That depends on a few things: 1) When she finishes it. 2) If we can find a venue. 3) Which of us wants to direct it most. 4) The employment situation. 5) Whether or not she realizes I'm a hack and leaves me for someone talented.
  I'll keep you posted.