Question #112: Obligatory Thanksgivingness

Dear Little Bald Bastard,
  So, what are you thankful for?
- Bringin' Turkey Back

Dear Bringin' Turkey Back,
  I'm thankful that Jerry Seinfeld's Bee Movie got the modest, tasteful marketing campaign that a film of its obvious artistic merit so richly deserved.

Dear Little Bald Bastard,
  Wanna Fanta? Please?
- DoubleThickShake

Dear DoubleThickShake,
  If you're talking about the horrible solution of carbonated water, complex chemical "fruit" flavors and high fructose corn syrup, I'll pass. I'd like my blood sugar to stay below "Immediate Diabetes" for as long as possible.

  If you're using "Fanta" as a euphemism for some sort of shameful sexual act, the answer is still no. Also, you desperately need to think up a better come-on, or give up your last fleeting hopes of ever scoring.

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Did you ever have an idea that you were sure couldn't be original? 
I did, but even after a fair amount of searching, I couldn't find any evidence that anyone had developed the idea. So, at the risk of being an inadvertent plagiarist, here it is. Enjoy.