Dear Little Bald Bastard,
Is it just me? Are you kind of a douchbag? Discuss...
- Anonymous
Dear Anonymous,
I am sort of douchebaggy. Douchebag-like. Doucebagesque. I never noticed that before. Thank you so much for bringing my douchebaggery to my attention. If I pretend that I'll change, will you pretend to care?
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